Forty Lashes Mohammed

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100% Cotton 6.1 oz. Shirt

Print Location on Front Chest.

Mohammed Teddy Bear Shirt.

What would you do to get out of school? Pull the fire alarm on the day of finals, feign illness, call in a bomb threat? Hell, no! We've come a long way baby, and skipping class is about as last century as are poodle skirts and mustard gas. What we're hoping is a trend is the widespread renaming of everyday common objects.

In Sudan, our little Hellions have pushed the envelope to a whole new level. Why be an under-achiever and remove yourself from the curriculums when you can have your Teacher removed from the classroom – and permanently! We’re very pleased at the cunningly creative thinking employed by the students in Sudan. There may be hope for the younger Generation after all... what did they create?

My Mohammad Teddy! An interesting twist considering that in the Gay community there is a term for men with lots of body hair, Gay Bear, and Islam is a highly Homophobic, and sexually repressed mind-fucking cult. I now have been blessed with a vision of a fat, greasy, stinking, hairy ape-like Mohammad; Mohammad the Gay Bear!

It will only be a matter of time before we see Mohammed Gay Bear videos on the shelves of our local porn Pimp. We look forward to this groundbreaking Arab sexploitation film of the century – Sweaty Islamic Nights and the hole of holies.

Doing it T Shirt Inferno style, we’re bringing you the t shirt first! Forty lashes? I hope that’s just the foreplay!